spatular

Spatular is solely responsible for coining the clan's immortal phrase "What's the plan". Ever since then they've ran around like headless chickens, but still manage to hold their own. One day they might even organise themselves and thus no longer need the phrase that garnered them fame and fear, but that day is probably a long way off.

Just why he calls himself Spatular is a mystery that only his mother can reveal; although it's rumoured that he was raised in an old culinary where he was left cake mix every night for dinner. When he's not licking bowls of cake mix, he's eating Yorkshire puddings with jam and rambles on about fish and bongos.

Spatular can be a mean player on HALO, and when he gets going he can kick serious ass, but don't try his patience: He has a short fuse and won't hesitate to shout at his friends. Thankfully all it takes is a good sulk to get him back to his old self. When he's not playing HALO2 he can be found playing shoot-'em-ups, which he pimps as much as possible on the site, but hardly anyone has ever heard of these fairly obscure Japanese games. He's an avid racing fan and tends to burn rubber like the wind on Project Gotham and Forza, making him an all round solid gamer across many genres.

Favorite games: Halo 2, PGR2, Wave Race 64, DoDonPachi, Colin McRae Rally 2, Rez, Ikaruga....
Favorite team: The mighty, unstoppable, Leeds United
Strengths: varies, inconsistant, rocket suicides.
Weaknesses: varies, inconsistant, rockets.
Style of Play: varies, inconsistant, defensive.
Attitude: varies, inconsistant.